a blog-style portrait of an extremely sarcastic, angry and nerdy 20-something. I probably need to grow up.

 

monsieurdangereux:

Wouldn’t let Kate get married in her own book, but at least she’s happily married to Renee in the Injustice-verse.
Injustice Gods Among Us Year Two #16 // Tom Taylor, Xermanico

monsieurdangereux:

Wouldn’t let Kate get married in her own book, but at least she’s happily married to Renee in the Injustice-verse.

Injustice Gods Among Us Year Two #16 // Tom Taylor, Xermanico

I am Sif.  I know who I am.  From whence I came.  And for what purpose.

(Source: allisonmartined)

ok Tumblr, lets play a game.

I frequently wear body paint to cosplay Death, but have recently discovered that Im actually ALREADY that pale. Like ghost white. Definitely worse than a vampire.

so heres a fun way to show you some of my pictures while also letting you try and guess which one has the body paint and which one doesnt.

Bottom left photo was taken by beautywithoutgrace
Hes amazing <3

Anonymous asked
Do they teach sandwich making in the KGB?

agentrodgers:

you know it

nerdgeekdorkyes:

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)

Had to reblog this hah

nerdgeekdorkyes:

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor

(Moooooordor)

Had to reblog this hah

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

(Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord)