[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M JUST A CASHIER.”
Bottom Text: “I DON’T CONTROL CORPORATE POLICY.”]
I am a cashier. I take your money and allow you to leave the store with our stock. That is the extent of my power.
Things I have no control over:
- the return policy
- the store’s decor
- the music played
- the stock selection
- the frequency and consistency of our stock shipments
- the quality of the products stocked
- anything having to do with the store’s website
- the behavior of other customers
To lodge a complaint regarding Items 1 through 7, please contact our company’s customer service department.
To lodge a complaint regarding Item 8, please contact the customer service department of the company that manufactured the product in question.
To lodge a complaint regarding Item 9, please contact the website’s customer service. The company’s chain of stores is completely separate from the website and there is no interaction between the two. (Additionally, the company’s website is managed by an outside company.)
Regarding Item 10: If another customer is behaving in a way that is illegal, dangerous, offensive, or disruptive, please let an employee and/or the police know or address the customer yourself, as is appropriate for the situation. If the customer in question is having a conversation you don’t like, wearing clothes you don’t like, has a hairstyle you don’t like, or is behaving in a manner you do not like that does not fall under the categories of illegal, dangerous, offensive, or disruptive, suck it up and leave them (and us) alone.
If you complain at me or cashier regarding these things (aside from the specific circumstances in Item 10), you are an asshole. Please leave the store and reevaluate your behavior.