a blog-style portrait of an extremely sarcastic, angry and nerdy 20-something. I probably need to grow up.

 

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

(Source: memewhore)

Anonymous asked
How is ''female queerness constantly undermined and invalidated by men''

thetalkingguineapig:

”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you*  ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”

ruckawriter:

Dividing the world with @mercuryeric #LAZARUS (at Irvington Neighborhood)

ruckawriter:

Dividing the world with @mercuryeric #LAZARUS (at Irvington Neighborhood)

smartaveragebears:

The Last of Us Ellie makeup test c:

I got a new camera but i don’t know how to use it

Anonymous asked
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agentrodgers:

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*pretends I didn’t see*

My dad playing Bioshock Infinite

Dad: This game is incredibly inaccurate. Bolt action rifles weren't invented until world war 1.

Me: Dad it's a fucking floating city

findingnikko:

findingtaka:

semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

Lol

Lol

findingnikko:

findingtaka:

semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

Lol

Lol

masseffecting:

I was flycamming my way through the Citadel during the Cerberus attack and found this. I actually had to clean my keyboard after snorting coffee all over it.

masseffecting:

I was flycamming my way through the Citadel during the Cerberus attack and found this. I actually had to clean my keyboard after snorting coffee all over it.